ROARlocal Ecommerce Agency

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Thanks for requesting some information about our services.

Here’s what’s going to happen next:

Your details have been gently attached to the leg of a specially trained carrier pigeon with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin satchel tied with gold ribbon.

A team of 32 employees inspected your details and lovingly polished them to make sure they were in the best possible condition before the carrier pigeon is allowed to fly it’s arduous journey to the ROARlocal offices.

Our carrier pigeon receiving team lit a candle and a hush fell over them as they await the arrival of your pigeon.

When your pigeon arrives he can expect a wonderful celebration to toast the arrival of your details with the whole office  marching down the street with flags and placards to announce the arrival of your details at the ROARlocal office.

Press photographers will make your pigeon a star, female pigeons will swoon as your pigeon enters the building to deliver your details to us.

A cheer will gently erupt as your details are freed from the leg of your pigeon, Steve (your details reader) will put his special gold monacle on so he can read your details properly and then he’ll announce your name… HURRAH! we’ll shout and the excitement will overcome us all with the anticipation of contacting you to help you get new customers from the mobile internet!

We’re all exhausted but can’t wait to speak to you very soon.

Thank you once again,

Neil Asher, CEO, ROARlocal


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